If there was ever a real life female version of Sterling Archer, I think it would be you.
just so much to me
wanting to wash my hands of dan but having already invited him to shamrock fest i am in a bit of a pickle i will wait until after that
Hate this town I accidentally turned into a federal parking lot and they temporarily confiscated my license
Found him he was just doing drugs
Woke up alone
But this is his fuckin apartment??!?!??
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
An hour and ten minutes to tell me he’s playing fuckin cards
You need ID to buy a fuckin lighter?
why is it taking u fifteen minutes to text me back when I’m tryna do u a solid and suck ur dick like wtf guy