the fact that this gif of me doing sit ups while also trying to reach for cinnamon rolls is on the internet really has me question what i’ve been doing with my life
this is probably true
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
Meeting this dude for coffee tomorrow to tell him that he disgusts me and I want him to never text me ‘hi beautiful how are things on the pretty side I’ve been thinking about you a lot’ ever again or I’ll break his hands and he keeps trying to get me to clear my plans for the afternoon to spend with him but I’m pretty sure he’s not going to want to hang out also the coffee is on him for emotional duress tax more news on whether or not I’m going to have to punch him in the dick at eleven