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Anonymous asked: Got a headcanon prompt for you: the first night after Time for a Wedding, when Sam still has marks on his wrists from being tied down.
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Anonymous asked: Your last post has prompted me to come over here and tell you that the first time I heard 'Moon River' I started sobbing about it so hysterically hard that my mom finally just picked me up and held me for 20 minutes. She kept stroking my hair and telling me everything was fine and I was like "BUT IT'S NOT FAIR"

What wasn't fair and why I couldn't...
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mrpadaleski replied to your post that’s what im doing kwjerbhgtk I feel like it’s tradition  why am I going out when I can get drunk and sob out ‘Moon River’ again?
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wincestismorecanonthanyourlife asked: you know, usually girls as young as you pick on people they have a crush on HAR HAR HAR
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where the hell did this bruise on my boob come from?
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Anonymous asked: shave your legs-and-shit or shave your legs, and then shit? cause there's a difference and one of them made me a laugh a lot.
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I gotta go shave my legs and shit before I pick out a dress for this party God willing, I’ll be back in a few minutes. If not, call the police, something’s happened. 
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Liz. Liz.  You know what the best part is? I’m allergic to peanut butter. 
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schrodingersdave replied to your post: schrodingersdave replied to your photo: Yeah….
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schrodingersdave replied to your photo: Yeah. Comic Sans. I went there.  Let’s cut to the… o k AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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my new years resolution is to discover this ‘Outside’ place everyone keeps telling me to go
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toomuchgoldschlager replied to your post: familydontendwithblood replied to your post: can… it’s more painful to get bitten by a shark because your shark week arrived while you were out surfing but yes yes.
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familydontendwithblood replied to your post: can supernatural just come back on right now… Is it more painful to be waiting for supernatural or to be watching supernatural? it’s a vicious cycle
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can supernatural just come back on right now please
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moral-highground replied to your post: moral-highground replied to your post:… They should write a book on parenting. I would read the hell out of that. 
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moral-highground replied to your post: moral-highground replied to your post: That would… “HEY WESTY, DID I EVER TEACH YOU HOW TO WORK THE PROSTATE? NO? WELL THEN, WE’LL HAVE TO MAKE A DAY OF IT SOME TIME.” “OH MY GOD, MOM! STOP EMBARRASSING ME, WE’RE IN PUBLIC!” “IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO LEARN HOW TO SEXUALLY PLEASURE YOUR PARTNERS, SON!”
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Mission Impossible Mission Actually Impossible This Time Guys Mission Impossibler: Really, Really Impossible Mission Impossiblest: All The Others Were Just Really Improbable 
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oh shit, I didn’t realize that the only way to legitimate your marriage was to shit on other people’s failed vows shit man, I’ve been doing it incorrectly DIVORCE is actually the evil here, HOW DID I NOT SEE IT SOONER IF YOU MARRY SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE LASHED TO THEM FOR LIIIIIIIIIFE
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quickmanifyouloveme asked: Once, I was perusing the science section of Barnes & Noble, and slipped between the Hubble 2011 catalogue and a book on neurology, was Vicki's threesome handbook.
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moral-highground replied to your post: That would SO freakin happen too! Oh my gosh. Misha, I love him dearly, is quite creepy. He will be the creepy dad all the friends fear. I can imagine him having a “When I was YOUR age…” conversation with them at dinner, but it turning out to be him just talking about how much homoerotic experimentation he got down to at sleepovers. “ALRIGHT, YOU BOYS HAVE...
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oh my fuck why am i awake why am i alive 
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alright assmunches, listen up I’m going to take like a three hour nap  and by three hour nap I, of course, mean ‘probably fall into a small coma’  I’m cleaning out ye old askbox tomorrow and I am filling ALL OF THE PROMPTS so get that shit in if you want to see it tomorrow because after that I’m not promising punctuality
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Anonymous asked: You can sleep next year.
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Anonymous asked: Haha! I read that imagining Misha with a sock monkey hat on...
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Anonymous asked: I think you should take the whole rest of this year to work on those prompts.
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Anonymous asked: That would SO freakin happen too! Oh my gosh. Misha, I love him dearly, is quite creepy. He will be the creepy dad all the friends fear.
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probs i should fill prompts before the new year hhhehehe
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Anonymous asked: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee look what i found on the kink meme "Just some scmoop please with Jared rubbing his wife's pregnant belly, talking to his baby inside and just being over the top adorable because we all know he totally is." spnkink-meme. livejournal. com/52321. html?thread=14029153#t14029153
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I just want to write poetry for Jensen’s eyelashes  deep, epic shit
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Anonymous asked: West knows he's better than us all.
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andohpooratlas asked: · #his eyelashes are straight up leaving shadows on his fucking cheekbones #oh my god fuck you mr. ackles #fuck you and your lashes straight to hell omfg best thing I have never read in a while. I am dead. (also, where is your sidebar picture of jared from? XD)
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sydnee didn't ask, but i made her one anyway
dearkripke: i shaved her name into the most handsome cat i could find. *yaoi sparkles* oh my god
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Anonymous asked: Stranger: I think west is great You: West is cute You: His little cheeks are adorable. Stranger: I would love west for the rest of my life, don't you? You: Yes, I think so. I love his father more though. Stranger: his father? Stranger: Eho is he? You: Yes, West's father is handsome. You: Misha. Stranger: misha collins? You: Yes indeed. Stranger: okay. Stranger: I would gay for him You:...
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Anonymous asked: [] I don't know why I asked really... Mine is always ridiculously off. So did you enjoy the poem or not?
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