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</description><title>herr god, herr lucifer</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thecapn)</generator><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Update: there is a shit load of Girl Scout cookies and all these people are like seniors in college...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Update: there is a shit load of Girl Scout cookies and all these people are like seniors in college so we have like nothing to talk about&lt;br/&gt;
Aborted conversation: &amp;#8220;oh spoon ring buddies!&amp;#8221; &lt;br/&gt;
&amp;#8220;Where did you get yours?&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;
&amp;#8220;My dead grandmother.&amp;#8221; &lt;br/&gt;
Two minutes of dead silence&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53393288620</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53393288620</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:08:20 -0400</pubDate><category>my trainer is irish</category><category>so theres that</category></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;m off to training i&amp;#8217;ll be back at like ten
ish
maybe idk </title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m off to training i&amp;#8217;ll be back at like ten&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ish&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;maybe idk &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53376160672</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53376160672</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:08:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What is Instagram and make do</title><description>&lt;p&gt;What is Instagram and make do&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53372463054</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53372463054</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:13:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I can&amp;#8217;t do inbox thing because phone but I want to bother benji this is my struggle</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I can&amp;#8217;t do inbox thing because phone but I want to bother benji this is my struggle&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53372342813</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53372342813</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:11:34 -0400</pubDate><category>your name was autocorrected to banjo i'm so happy</category><category>padapadasomething</category><category>I JUST WANT TO BE AN IRRITANT CONSISTANTLY</category><category>FHJDFUSV</category></item><item><title>"I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would..."</title><description>“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Mary Shelley, &lt;em&gt;Frankenstein&lt;/em&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://adrasteas.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;adrasteas&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371864210</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371864210</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:04:16 -0400</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>quotes</category><category>what is my tag for these</category></item><item><title>Sing it, Daddy!: What better way to tell Jared we were blown away by his finale performance than to give him an award from where he got...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://spnwhore.tumblr.com/post/53369911130/what-better-way-to-tell-jared-we-were-blown-away-by-his"&gt;Sing it, Daddy!: What better way to tell Jared we were blown away by his finale performance than to give him an award from where he got...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jared4teenchoice.tumblr.com/post/51106066933/what-better-way-to-tell-jared-we-were-blown-away-by-his" target="_blank"&gt;jared4teenchoice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jared Padalecki’s performance in season 8 of Supernatural, the last few episodes and the finale in particular, were, as most critics and reviews have stated, Emmy-worthy. Everyone knows Jared would have an Emmy for that if the CW would push SPN for Emmy consideration. But…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371802243</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371802243</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:03:20 -0400</pubDate><category>DO IT</category></item><item><title>frecklesandraspyvoices:

IF BABY ACKLES GIFT DOESN’T REACH...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7530d5be7c40a18e20f5f4ef445c203b/tumblr_mok586TdUn1rz3sozo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frecklesandraspyvoices.tumblr.com/post/53226562394/if-baby-ackles-gift-doesnt-reach-46-570-by"&gt;frecklesandraspyvoices&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IF BABY ACKLES GIFT DOESN’T REACH&lt;strong&gt; $46,570&lt;/strong&gt; BY &lt;strong&gt;TONIGHT&lt;/strong&gt;, IT’LL BE &lt;em&gt;IMPOSSIBLE&lt;/em&gt; FOR US TO REACH THE GOAL. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We only have &lt;strong&gt;TWO MORE WEEKS! &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Donate&lt;strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://fundly.com/baby-ackles-gift"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371744353</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371744353</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:02:26 -0400</pubDate><category>plz</category></item><item><title>whitkj22:

credit
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljir4a0lMq1qbmznpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitkj22.tumblr.com/post/4543965885/jib1"&gt;whitkj22&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://img43.imageshack.us/g/dsc0177pq.jpg"&gt;credit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371663821</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371663821</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:01:15 -0400</pubDate><category>nope</category><category>cutie patootie</category></item><item><title>Packin’ w/ Kara holla</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf775a301f8b6e7c2a5cc35cb8021f53/tumblr_monj8h2QUS1rdat79o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Packin’ w/ Kara holla&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371446246</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53371446246</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:57:53 -0400</pubDate><category>I HAVE AN IPHONE MOTHERFUCKERS</category></item><item><title>antiquers:

the fact that sam is constantly the ~girl~ whenever sam and dean are compared to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://antiquers.tumblr.com/post/53360162245/the-fact-that-sam-is-constantly-the-girl" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;antiquers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;the fact that sam is constantly the ~girl~ whenever sam and dean are compared to romantic couples. the fact that sam’s a ~bitch~ if he’s moody or w/e but dean’s a ~jerk~. the fact that they had lucifer reference rape like twenty times in terms of sam’s time in hell whereas dean’s time was spent being cut up and then cutting other souls up. the fact that dean makes jokes about sam wearing makeup and women’s underwear and ~anything blowing up ur skirt pal?~ and they’re all supposed to be insulting. the fact that sam is continuously made to feel ashamed about something he literally has no control over. and basically what i’m saying is that this show is misogynistic as fuck.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53360513100</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53360513100</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:51:50 -0400</pubDate><category>i feel like i have something clever to say</category><category>but i don't</category><category>all i have is a hole where my heart should be</category><category>and a lot of tears</category><category>about sam winchester</category><category>but at the same time idk i think it's super important to note that even in his feminine typecast role sam is still continually portrayed as the more personable and emotionally available one of the two</category><category>where we're reinforced dean is the asshole sam's the dewy eyed sweet one</category><category>and while that's also sorta a gendered stereotype it never negates his ability to function</category><category>none of this ever negates his ability to function</category><category>sam still saves the world</category><category>so</category><category>us ladies??? saved the world???</category><category>sam winchester the voice of the people??? i don't know what i'm saying i'm crying too hard where am i</category></item><item><title>excuse me i need to go throw up until i dry heave up my soul </title><description>&lt;p&gt;excuse me i need to go throw up until i dry heave up my soul &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53360145578</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53360145578</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:44:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sam&amp;#8217;s been violated since he was six months old i want to talk about it because it&amp;#8217;s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;sam&amp;#8217;s been violated since he was six months old i want to talk about it because it&amp;#8217;s important but if i talk about it i&amp;#8217;m going to start crying so i don&amp;#8217;t want to talk about it u feel me &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53360097341</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53360097341</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:43:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sam
win
ches
ter
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;sam&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;win&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ches&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;t&lt;span&gt;er&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/c506213bd3e482039dd7a655aa706d49/tumblr_inline_mon9yyyh3M1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53359839285</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53359839285</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:38:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>antiquers:

listen to me
meg getting on sam’s lap and kissing him against his will
lilith pinning...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://antiquers.tumblr.com/post/53358969168/listen-to-me-meg-getting-on-sams-lap-and-kissing" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;antiquers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;listen to me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;meg getting on sam’s lap and kissing him against his will&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;lilith pinning him against the wall and kissing him against his will&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the ten million hints lucifer drops about violating sam sexually against his will (for hundreds and hundreds of &lt;em&gt;years&lt;/em&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;the rapier the wit, the wittier the rape, my little butt buddy, my little bitch in every sense of the term&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;becky tying sam up and touching him against his will&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;becky putting a spell on him and basically reducing him to a blow up doll for her own sick delusions&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ruby taking advantage of him while he’s drunk and on drugs and depressed and clearly not in the right state of mind&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;how is he even able to touched by people without flinching is my main question&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53359760356</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53359760356</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:36:22 -0400</pubDate><category>i dont</category><category>want</category><category>to talk</category><category>about</category><category>it.</category></item><item><title>I drew sam on your blog because my other drawing was erased xoxo (hope it's still there♥ also congratulations on graduating!)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I can see where it was but I’m sorry someone got there before I did&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sure it was as great as the other drawings because you’re 110% fab but it really sucks that things keep getting erased&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53354394054</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53354394054</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:28:30 -0400</pubDate><category>:C</category><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>dear whoever keeps deleting my goggles shit:
can u like fuckin not
thx</title><description>&lt;p&gt;dear whoever keeps deleting my goggles shit:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can u like fuckin not&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thx&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53354342893</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53354342893</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:27:06 -0400</pubDate><category>like seriously stop it</category></item><item><title>bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7587f43c955051ac9330b4afe92092ee/tumblr_molsovU7a51qepnxno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/64fdbd9480da38a1a7513becb039ce97/tumblr_molsovU7a51qepnxno2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bleakparadise.tumblr.com/post/53296523779/rare-personal-list-of-kim-and-kanyes-possible"&gt;bleakparadise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53352026622</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53352026622</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:20:45 -0400</pubDate><category>BLUER IVY</category><category>FUCK</category></item><item><title>
for sara [x]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db175cf7129374b33aaf3cda3f927873/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1de4f3aee14ffc99b2640ff7137e17e0/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2a4386de4e3c71aff34d08db33be62c/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a61167281ed727858e23ed627806c89/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d2e3c34f99183498fefb4c69c6cbaa9/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10c9e2e634cb002c1f7ee23eae675ed0/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/366850b8bc594469f5ab859a25268caf/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22fd9d24e58e17f805d688d0a8e8868e/tumblr_molv1maDc21qava0mo4_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;em&gt;for &lt;a href="http://weecesting.tumblr.com/"&gt;sara&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;sub&gt;[&lt;a href="http://growyourwings.livejournal.com/"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53351944980</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53351944980</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:18:16 -0400</pubDate><category>cutie patootie</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/306609738b782cb5c393c2a4eb86b0b4/tumblr_micmypZ6gR1qari1to1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5071b98f90e8c519aee89669bce945f/tumblr_micmypZ6gR1qari1to2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53351884009</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53351884009</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:16:25 -0400</pubDate><category>take a look at this motherfucking hipster</category></item><item><title>i saw super competitive friend
we hugged
i missed her and i wanted to break her in half </title><description>&lt;p&gt;i saw super competitive friend&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we hugged&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i missed her and i wanted to break her in half &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53335308780</link><guid>http://thecapn.tumblr.com/post/53335308780</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:29:32 -0400</pubDate><category>GOD I WANT TO CRUSH HER</category></item></channel></rss>
