"if i was president of the world i'd give everyone captain hats so that nobody would respect you" - Benji
Your ass is like a fuckin peach.”
i’m not sure why but i just put my hands in the air and screamed ‘finally!’ like i’ve been waiting all my life for this dialogue when, in actuality, i really, really have not.
hen two characters exchange numbers and you start to get that ‘inevitable terrible text speak conversation with indecipherable slang’ twitch in your right eye
oh god i missed throbbing members so much
“broke the tight heat of his lover’s entrance”
nightmare scenario you just shattered his anus
if i took a shot every time they used the word ‘lover’ in this sex scene i would have actually died of alcohol poisoning before they orgasmed
This was definitely no flower power sex, but God, was it hot
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
He has grown an inch or two of stubble
no
that is a) a beard
and b) a huge problem if he’s still thinking ‘yeah i don’t gotta shape that shit it’s stubble’
